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Today we have an excerpt from Family According to Liam, the fifth and final According to Liam novel!
Do bear in mind that these snippets are unedited so please be kind if you find any mistakes.
This story may have gay erotic scenes, strong social issues addressed and mature language. If those things offend now is the time to move onto another Tuesday Tales blog. Thanks for stopping by!
“Don’t judge me. It’s been a shit day. It was five o’clock years ago.” Placing my wine glass aside, I stole his cutting board. “Go make the garlic bread. I got this.” He nodded and left my side to grab the two loaves of Italian bread he’d grabbed at the local Giant Eagle. “Skip. Oh my God, what a jerkoff. No, that gives jerking off a bad name. He’s a slug, apologies to slugs. What kind of person just dumps jobs onto their underlings like that?!”
“Ignorant upper management.”
“Yeah well it sucks.” I sliced into the tomato with bloody intent. “He sucks. Laramie Ford Designs sucks.” I stopped cutting to take a good belt of wine. “And to add insult to injury, no one from the adoption network has called. Did you hear from them today?”
“No, I wish I had. I’d have called you immediately if they’d contacted me,” he replied while cutting the first loaf of fresh bread.
“I seriously am going to have a brain detonation.” I drank more wine. “Boom. Just like that, brains everywhere.”
“Don’t boom over the salad. You know how Cuss is about finding unknown tidbits in his food.”
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