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“… fantastic choice for any day that you feel you need to shrink the appearance of those monstrous pores. I generally make this mask on days when I’m feeling a little trollish. You know those days well, I’m sure. When you wake riddled with premenstrual moodiness, a saggy pussy, and lines so deeply etched all over your face your mug looks like a Rand-McNally roadmap.” I glanced up from mixing a dollop of organic yogurt into my bowl of already whipped egg whites. “For all of you tarts who don’t recall what a Rand-McNally roadmap is fuck all the way off.”
Heckle lay on the kitchen counter, sleek black tail flickering, his glowing golden eyes on the container of yogurt at my shoulder.
“Do not put your shitty paw into my yogurt,” I warned the Bombay. He regarded me as most cats do humans who correct them. With disdain. My sight went back to my cell phone propped neatly against my sugar canister. “Right, back to this anti-aging mask. I’m sure most of you watching are saying to yourselves, ‘I simply do not understand why Sitka is worried about her face. She’s simply stunning and hasn’t aged a bit since the day she turned twenty.” I paused for effect. “Which is why Mother Patel loves all her children.” I puckered and blew a kiss at the Android.
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Don’t know who is more amusing, the speaker or the cat. Maybe it’s a tie! Great snippet, such fun!!
LOL Loved it, especially the comment about Rand-Mcnally. I do remember maps. Great scene.
Loved the bit with the cat!
I love the dialogue! And I totally feel what is being said to the cat because I have the same conversations with a dog every day. Great job!
Love it Great job!